workaholics:

Weird: Slang for varying levels of sexual debauchery one intends to commit to, and often looks forward to, in certain “out of the ordinary” situations. Those situations vary from the standard visit to an acquaintances college campus to the odd vacation at a sex-themed tropical getaway.

Most…

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This is a cool blog to follow

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Yup.
  • Last night- V: My pussy hurts.
  • B: Why?!
  • V: Probably because I need a dick in it.
  • Today- V: I can't believe the stuff that comes out of my mouth.
  • B: What about the stuff that comes in your mouth?!

i thought this bite mark bruise was worth documentation ;)

i thought this bite mark bruise was worth documentation ;)

us right now

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us right now